Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i would one night stand the shit outta him
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This is my gift to your gina
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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