Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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