So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
