Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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