I never want to see another naked old woman again.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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