FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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