she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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