So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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