I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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