what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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