Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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