The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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