theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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