Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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