you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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