lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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