Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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