We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Let the clothes fall where they may.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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