I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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