So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I am mentally ready for anal.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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