there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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