we have officially lost it.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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