That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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