have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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