Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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