like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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