you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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