girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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