So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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