Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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