addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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