It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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