Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I know her cup size but not her name....
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