I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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