The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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