NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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