She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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