Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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