it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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