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Rock

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Scissors

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Fuck

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(917): View more from New York City

Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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(817): View more from Texas

If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.

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(917): View more from New York City

Where you at

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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?

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Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.

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(727): View more from Florida

I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon

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(951): View more from California

Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?

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