Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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