I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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