I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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