So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
How naked do you want me to be?
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