piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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