Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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