..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
