I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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