i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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