you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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